aceofsquiddles:

bethanyimade-biscuits:

dailyfrogs:

dailyfrogs:

dailyfrogs:

the f in frog stands for friendship

the r in frog stands for respect

the o in frog stands for optimism

The g stands for g a y

(via maybe-abbey)

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

(via hotboyproblems)

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins:

noelleian:

obeekris:

losethehours:

Moves as smoothly as an ocean liner.

I couldn’t tell what it was at first, but that wasn’t what I was expecting

The Loch Ness Moose.

Jared Padalecki looks majestic as fuck

(Source: fuckyeahwierd, via approach)

sapphomets:

starblastrz:

sapphomets:

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via maybe-abbey)

(Source: delicatelytoobear, via maybe-abbey)

ferretrade:

haleyocentrism:

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

(via maybe-abbey)

punkfaery:

punkfaery:

punkfaery:

punkfaery:

im watching spongebob squarepants and havin a lot of trouble figuring out if this episode is deliberately gay or if it was purely accidental that they made an episode where squidward develops a full-on crush on his new neighbour because they both play wind instruments

omg they’re painting pictures of each other….need me a freak like that

fellas is it gay to admire another fish’s interior decoration 🤔

this is more dramatic than the entirety of the fault in our stars

(via humorrelated)

sphallolaila:

railroadsoftware:

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

Honestly? Its about time.

(via teenagerposts)

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

im short circuiting

(via familyfriendlycryingpoems)

(Source: pokemongomemes, via approach)